I'll keep this short.
Yes, it's been ages, blah blah, promise to update more often, blah, etc.
Now that's out the way: I love puns. I love anything involving word-play in fact. Hence I often make bad jokes. I chanced upon a random comment on Twitter from an old friend about "sewing". I made one bad joke. And it turned into... well, you'll see.
Click here
Wait, sorry, before I forget: START AT THE BOTTOM!
Now, click here *
*I'm afraid this is now a Dropbox link and you'll have to download the file. Other hosting options for a file of these dimensions have been... problematic.
Yes, it's been ages, blah blah, promise to update more often, blah, etc.
Now that's out the way: I love puns. I love anything involving word-play in fact. Hence I often make bad jokes. I chanced upon a random comment on Twitter from an old friend about "sewing". I made one bad joke. And it turned into... well, you'll see.
Click here
Wait, sorry, before I forget: START AT THE BOTTOM!
Now, click here *
*I'm afraid this is now a Dropbox link and you'll have to download the file. Other hosting options for a file of these dimensions have been... problematic.
